Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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