If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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