Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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