who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
barbara walters just said penis...
accomplished twins. life is a go
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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