I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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