So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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