so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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