I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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