i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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