I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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