is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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