You're so nebulous sometimes
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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