I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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