i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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