dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
