Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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