I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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