I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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