Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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