what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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