so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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