this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
