Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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