Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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