i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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