hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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