Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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