kristin has been a bad kristin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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