I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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