North Korea, Best Korea!
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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