giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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