plz talk dirty to me
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm jealous of your bromance
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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