If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i am craving dick and cupcakes
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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