if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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