in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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