Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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