I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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