i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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