eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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