sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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