Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
They have beer where we have blood.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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