1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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