There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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