Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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