dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
