I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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