He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Randomize
