yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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