is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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