Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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