im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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