I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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