He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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