He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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